
For my bulletin board at school this month I had my kids tell a mom volunteer how they would cook a turkey if they had to do it for Thanksgiving. The mom typed everything they said word for word. They were HILARIOUS!!!!! Here are a few of my favorites for your holiday reading enjoyment.
* "I would cook it 20 degrees. I would get it at the store. It would be this big because turkeys are always this big and they're heavy. Then I would cover it in oil. There's a timer that has a chord and it sticks right into the turkey and it goes beep, beep, beep when it's done. The red thing comes out like plop! It's kinda freaky. Then we get some Jell-O."
* "I would go to the store and get a humongo one. Put it in the microwave for 35 minutes. You rinse the plastic out and put some stuff in it, I don't know what. It's done when the microwave goes ding, ding, ding and the microwave has words on it that says, 'ready, ready, turkeys ready'."
* "I would get it from the store. Five inches long. Put salt on it. Cook it at my grandma's in her backyard for five seconds. It's done when the microwave beeps."
* "I would just go kill a turkey and take all the guts out and throw it to the chickens so they could eat it. Our chickens are mean. I can't go out there because they pinch really hard but they were so cute when they were little babies. Hmmmm, you put it on a pan and put it in the oven for 20 minutes."
* "I am going to go hunting for one and shoot one and pull off its feathers and cut off its head and rip off all of its skin. Put it in the oven for 35 seconds and put pepper on it."
Happy Cooking!!!!